Category: Takes

Let’s Talk About Tony Brothers’ Eyebrows [Take]

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I was doing some research on the NBA officials website when I came across a name that I’m not a huge fan of “Tony Brothers”. Tony is known for being a shitty ref, holding vendettas and apparently to Rockets fans as Hitler.

Looking at the above picture you might think to yourself “his brows aren’t that big?” or “Have you seen Anthony Davis’” or “ You’re just being critical because he’s a bad ref” or “I’d glare at Pat Bevs dirty ass like that too”; and you would be 5000% WRONG( unless you had the Pat Bev take, fuck that guy).

You see, what most people don’t understand about Tony’s eyebrows is that they do not even appear unseemly on the court. Have you ever seen Brothers off the court? He’s been in the league for fucking ever and I never even noticed these bad boys until I stumbled upon his profile on the NBA officials website.

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?! Seriously how the fuck have I never noticed that he looks like this? Guy’s got more brow than he has cheeks. I have probably seen this man over 500 times on TV in my life and I have never once said to myself huh that guys got a real set of Einstein’s up there huh? What is this brow phenomena? It was time to do some deep diving on his google images page, please enjoy the following Tony Brothers pictures.(alternating on/off court)

Am I crazy or do his brows not pop on the court the same way they do off court? You almost have to respect his eyebrows for their shear dominance.

Trade a Small Human(s) for a Large Human(s) [Take]

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hmmmmm i’ll take one Bol Bol please

The Hornets have been healthy as hell all year long, but we still lack bigs. I just can’t bring myself to hoping this roster stays intact for a playoff “run”. We are just too damn small. I don’t even know what trade I’m necessary looking for but we gotta do something here Mitch (Kupchak). Devonte’ is still out with a groin issue so there is not necessarily a complete log jam at guard but when he returns there will be. At the 1 and 2 we have Lamelo, Devonte’, Rozier, and Monk; one of them has to go in the somewhat near future. We clearly don’t trust Richards or Carey and both Biz and Zeller(our only two players taller than 6’7”) are off the books next year too so we HAVE to fucking do something, preferably soon.

We play a Zone more than anyone in the NBA, having two little guys on the perimeter is probably not the best idea, especially when we suck at closing out on shooters as a team… This leads me to thinking Terry or Devonte’ need to be traded. Terry has 2 years left and Devonte’ contract is up after this year. If we can get a promising young big we probably need to trade Terry, for contract matching purposes. If we trade Devonte’ we would also have to include somebody else because he is on a MLE… Fuck this is kinda brutal, maybe I should layoff Mitch. I would rather Trade Graham or Rozier but lets see if a Monk trade makes sense… Probs couldn’t get shit for him either because his contract is up after this season.

Ok here’s my take we need to re-sign Devonte’ and Monk ASAP and trade Terry…. I Love terry but that’s about the only way I can see us add a meaningful big before the playoffs… I’ll lay off Mitch in the interim because this is clearly not an easy decision. Maybe we should/should’ve played our two young bigs(Richards and Carey Jr.) to see what we had?!? Nah that makes too much sense for chinless Borrego.

Borrego looks like such a weenie with no beard, I wouldn’t shave it either.

Richards AND Carey Jr. Sent to G-League Bubble

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I swear I didn’t make this website just to shit on Borrego but what the hell is going on here?

We are heading into the rest of the season with ONE player on the roster taller than 6’9”?!? and that player is Cody Zeller off an injury? What’s the plan if him or Biz go down? Small ball 24/7 and tank?

If Borrego can run it back so can I, damnit

Part of the reason I have been pressing to get Richards and Carey some tick is because we are already so slim at big men that we need to get those guys NBA experience just in case. Fuck that noise I guess…. We’ll just keep running it back and expect a different result?

-Sad Hornets Fan